a-vault-to-remember:

danisnotsocoollike:

allaboutmolly:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tumblrbot:

THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.

WAIT WHAT

MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND

I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE 
GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR 

a-vault-to-remember:

danisnotsocoollike:

allaboutmolly:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tumblrbot:

THERE’S NOTHING AUTOMATED ABOUT ME, MEATBAG.

WAIT WHAT

MY WHOLE WAY OF THING HAS JUST BEEN STAMPED INTO THE GROUND

I’M CRYING I CHECKED IT TUMBLR BOT IS A PERSON HELP I CAN’T BREATHE 

GREATEST PLOT TWIST ON TUMBLR 

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(via bouquetofattitude)

consultingdetectiveandtwodoctors:

vrisjohnstuck:

TO EVERYONE WHO HAS TRIED TO SAY THAT TUMBLR IS BECOMING ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES
WE ARE ALMOST AS UNUSED AS BING
WE ARE SAFE.

THANK GOD

consultingdetectiveandtwodoctors:

vrisjohnstuck:

TO EVERYONE WHO HAS TRIED TO SAY THAT TUMBLR IS BECOMING ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES

WE ARE ALMOST AS UNUSED AS BING

WE ARE SAFE.

THANK GOD

(via feathersweetly)

HOW TO TRACK ANON ASKS

sarkyfancypants:

tailmendicant:

recklesslycareless:

faicebones:

themesandskins:

Then a frame below will open (for chrome) or a window will open if you are using firefox.

Now to go http://whatismyipaddress.com/.

Enter the ip address and click the additional IP look up button

this is great and everyone im following needs to fucking learn this

HAHA OH GOD. Beware, anon haters!

SARKY, USE IT;

I tried a couple of times but the IP address is not there. :I

(via sarkyspookeypants)

hinekosama:

radstunts:

hey tumblr i wrote you guys a song

FANDOM STYLE

THIS…IS…PERFECT…

(via mrharrisonford)

Tumblr Gets Deep

I LIVE LIFE ON TUMBLR:

A cover of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire, but with 204% more internetz.

Tried to get most fandoms in there but argh there are so many *flails* *dies*

LYRICS:

Fangirl squeals, Doctor Who, reblog is all I do,
watching Sherlock, Reichenfeels, we need Season Three.

Gorgeous graphics, keyboard smashing, signal boosts and Mako-bashing,
Bryke is trolling, Moffat’s trolling, perfect OTP,

Social justice, F-bombs, food porn, om nom nom,
Mean Girls, “The Life and Times,” and lawnmowers that can fly,

Please stop tagging your hate, this fic never updates,
all my feels, oh my Godtiss, holy shit I’m gonna cry!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hiddlestoners, Cumberbabes, who cares if they’re twice our age?
Shipping schism, activism, Stewart and Colbert.

Real talk, spam? block, Steve and Tony, Johnlock
and on art blogs, random pics of hair.

Yes this, now kiss, all my feelings in a gif,
Princess Kuzco, SOPA ban, lost ability to can,

Fanart, safe for work? Blatant porn, don’t look
Fluffy fics, fanmix, what the hell is Facebook?

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Rage toons, screAMING YELL, Merthur and Destiel,
Ruined life, (you tool,) learned more from my dash than school.

Goodbye MegaUpload, reblog this potato!
Cat pics are heaven-sent, “fuck you” is a compliment.

Superwholock, John Green, badass Katniss Everdeen,
Douche anons, torrent host, this has been a text post,

Bridesmaids, irony, overuse of “literally”
GPOY, lol nope, how’d this get ten thousand notes?!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Ovaries long-gone, screw M. Night Shyamalan,
Askbox limits suck, I’ll tell you ‘bout Homestuck.

Game of Thrones, out of spite, killed off everyone you liked -
Amurrica is so free, Post-Potter Misery

Sepia? Hipster found! Existential quotes abound,
Missing E., can’t unsee, ehehehe LOKI’D!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

All my creys, typeface and vids I do not understand
Wow rUDE, spONGEBOB sTOP, too bad I can’t Photoshop

Canon/fanon, what the hey, think I’ll ship it anyway,
Be right back I’m tearbending, why is Finchel still a thing? ((sorry, authorial bias showing, heh))

Special snowflakes, Yu-Gi-Oh, da da dadadada da da AFRO,
Germany, Italy, ship them like Dramione.

No regret, that I met, strangers on the internet
thanks to Rule 34, I can’t even anymore!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hey, I just met you… and this is crazy. But here’s my number, so call me maybe? 

(via spiffypop)

penandpage:

casually-butts:

Tumblr is like a really big blue room and people walk around in white shirts covered in sticky notes and whenever you reblog something you’re just taking one of their stickynotes and slapping it on your tit and then walking back over to your friends like guys look at this

#this is the most accurate description of us i have ever heard #this is literally how i’m going to describe tumblr to people who aren’t from around these parts #for the rest of my life

(via snot-whore-deactivated20120714)

bard-of-insanity:

schmemy:

thx 4 th mmrs

rebloging because facade.

(via thanl)

lieutenant-sarcasm:

toothyhalcyon:

Welcome to Tumblr.

Accurate summary. 

(via kitaoroshi)