poutine

murderthickets:

dirkstridegum:

holy shit

this shit’s interesting but i am reblogging chiefly to laugh at DO ANY OF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS INCREDIBLE STROKE OF POST-MODERN GENIUS

(via brookwheresmallfishswim-deactiv)

xskwidx:

doxy-senpai:

aqono:

wtffanfiction:

mustardcovered:

“I know I shouldn’t be here,” Comic Sans whispered across the room. It was dark, but there was light streaking in through the window. Papyrus was half awake on the bed.
“It’s okay. Helvetica has gone for the night. You may have the spare bedroom if you would like.” The light fell in across Papyrus’ face. He smirked. “Or you may sleep here. I would love to feel your curves caress the sharpness of my body.” Comic Sans climbed into bed next to Papyrus and before he knew it, Papyrus’ letter Y was running softly along the opening to Comic san’s O.
“Oh.”
“I want you.”
“This is wrong. What about Helvetica? What will he think?” Comic Sans’ neither region was dripping with want. It was a sweet smell.
“Shh, baby. He’s not here.” And Comic Sans pulled Papyrus over his text.
“Fuck me,” Comic Sans whispered, softly. Papyrus was more than happy to oblige and shoved his Y right into Comic San’s O.

Tiny Chat goodness~

I JUST READ TEXT FONT SMUT FANFICTION

my life

it’s complete

YO

BRILLIANCE.

(via yusunf)

thatsplicingadventure:

Hi! Sorry, I didn’t knew that making Hydreigon splices would be so addictive when I sended you the first set but hey this time I have for you the ultimate shit full of dragons.

(via sarkyfancypants)

polytoed:

sweet baby

(via milkgoat-deactivated20121119)

victoriousvocabulary:

ORIGAMI

[noun]

(from ori meaning “folding”, and kami meaning “paper”; kami changes to gami due to rendaku) - the traditional Japanese art of paper folding, which started in the 17th century AD at the latest and was popularised outside of Japan in the mid-1900s. It has since then evolved into a modern and postmodern art form. The goal of this art is to transform a flat sheet of material into a finished sculpture through folding and sculpting techniques, and as such the use of cuts or glue are not considered to be origami. Paper cutting and gluing is usually considered kirigami.

(via sassbrit)

viewy2akill:

paprikachu:

theanimalblog: (via girlpower)

pig

gies

i just got like the biggest overbite ever looking at this
i think my teeth were on my chin

oilyraven:

wardencest:

roonseyrunes:

beatlejuicii:

hypermaid:

fuckyeahandrewhussie:

baby hussie.

submitted by carcinocatnip 

omg little baby Hussie

He has the face of a small orphan child.

he has the face of a man who would kill 13 year old kids

or the face of a 13 year old who would kill men

HUSSIE’S JOHN WITHOUT THE GLASSES

chazzerpan:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

homestuckshippingnames:

Anon I

this is the best. it is not possible to top this.

*ugly laughter*

pees

fistofthenorsestar:

inkandscales:

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: EDM (Skrillex/Deadmau5)

“BOOM  PASSION  SWEAT  PENIS IN BUTT  THE END”

I knew this day would come.

Knew it.

I’m gonna end all my fics this way from now on

(via gonorrheafeatdrake)