kilosophy:

oh shit

(via egberts)

butthurtherpetologist:

babydeathclaw:

I love this loaf.

Oscar is a saint.

butthurtherpetologist:

babydeathclaw:

I love this loaf.

Oscar is a saint.

(via crispysnakes)

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

(via zabimaruke)

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(via grubtier)

shorm:

"there is a small chance i am overthinking this", i mutter to myself while reading through a list of grape varietals to find a name for a dragon

(via duskenpath)

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

(via mr-radical)

gallifrey-feels:

thecodeinecowboy:

Notice how if we were to stop arguing about who’s right or wrong we could pretty much change the world.

an ye harm none do what you will

(via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

(via xyle)

autistickanaya:

The best part of homestuck imo is the fact these 13 year old kids just find this alien race and they only question it for like. 2 seconds. Most people would have an existential crisis but rose is just like “I’m gonna fuck that”

(via grubtier)